ALLEGEDLY – CDAN blind item:

The Gospel according to @entylawyer muses big ole cable channel is about to have some big ole drama.  Which, obviously, is music to our ears for a multitude of reasons.  Many people muse this is more #RHONJ drama centering around Tre Tre and possibly Melissa.

BUT.  We have a theory of our own:  Teddi Cougar Mellencamp vs. Erika “Jayne” Girardi.

That’s right, now we’ve said it!! And now it’s glaring obvious to you too.  You’re welcome.

Think about it: #Bravotv has given us nothing but EJG content warming up to this season:  EJG finally warms up, and: EJG opens up about her divorce from Tom, and: EJG gets REAL.  The #RHOBH season trailer was basically just an #EriksJayne sizzle reel when all EJG is bringing to the table is big eyes and a water martini…. PUH-LEASE!!!!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, we have premature want-to-be documentary, “The Housewife and the Hustler,” premiering on a non-sister network to neither Bravo’s nor EJG’s protest.  In fact, there is a screaming silence coming from that corner of the room. 

Hmm.  Weird. 

SO.  I’m sure if you’ve gotten this far you are wondering: Why did these girls just involve Teddi Mellencamp in this rumor?

Well, for one the blind references, “FORMER REALITY STAR.”  And in regards to Teddi, that’s just the truth.  Now, #enty could easily have said, “former reality star turned __________.”  But he didn’t.  Because it’s Teddi. 

Anyway.  Who do you think this is ALLEGEDLY regarding??