EPISODE 8: CAMELOT IS BURNING PART 1 - THE HOUSEWIFE AND THE HUSTLER RECAP

We are kicking off our Erika Jayne series with a recap of The Housewife and the Hustler.  Plus, we get into our initial gut opinions of the case, why Tom Girardi is called “LA Law” (aka lamest nickname ever), and so much more!

First off, the program opens up on a sterile, empty chair.  Two twiggy legs clickity-clacking into frame.  Was everyone else as startled as we were to see Danielle-Freaking-Staub and her red toupee attached to those gams?   Startling.

Just as startling, if not more so, was seeing Pam and her blue dress perched up on that big white couch singin’ like a bird.  Her name is Dana.  But you knew exactly who we were talking about.

So, this isn’t so simple.  There are multiple very complicated issues at play.  First, Tommy Boy is in a Bankruptcy Suit.  He’s also in an embezzlement suit, in “big trouble” with the state bar, and a divorce.  Oh! And a conservatorship.  Yikes!

Don’t worry, we’re breaking it down into bite sized chunks throughout the upcoming weeks.

In this episode, we talk about the victims, the impact of Tom’s actions, and whether Erika knew (hint: she knew).

I'm getting Marie Antoinette vibes, anyone else?